trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

sheepcakes:

Best reaction ever.

thotmom:

Never stop learning about your partner. Never lose that wonder that made you want to get to know them initially because we are constantly growing as individuals.

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

jzk:

holy shit

smellynerd:

how do people become less radical as they age instead of more like every new adulthood experience just convinces me more that capitalism & the state must be destroyed

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

Being a minor, what does your parent(s)/guardian(s) think about you travelling for conventions and staying with adults? My parents think my internet friendships are strange...
Anonymous

nintendofanftw:

My dad’s cool about it. He knows I stay out of trouble.

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick