sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

sha-nae-nae:

goldenwintersun:

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you

naliest:

Am I doing this right

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

penis-hilton:


me @ your weak ass anon hate

penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay